Public Pubic Post

Sue me, I'm on a dick kick lately...

So I got to thinking about some of the comments on my remembering penises of the past post. One of the comments mentioned pubic hair. That got me pondering...

Women have a lot of choices with their pubic hair. They can shave it off, make a landing strip, a triangle and even shapes if they choose. I personally look like a 7 year-old when I shave it all off. I can't bare to think of Michael enjoying fucking a 7 year-old so, I almost never shave it completely off. If I shaved a shape like a heart or something, well I think I would just gag. I couldn't really bring myself to do that. The landing strip is kind of pointless. I mean once you've gone that far you might as well shave the whole fucking thing off. The triangle isn't so bad, but it's very plain. That's not quite me either. So what's a girl to do?

I think women think a lot about how it looks, when they should be thinking about how it feels. Like food, it can be the tastiest thing ever, but if it looks unappealing, well you run the risk of being passed over. This may be some women's idea of why they need to keep it groomed, I disagree. That is simply not true, at least as far as I know. Men will fuck a vagina that has wild, unkempt pubic hair. Hell, I'd be surprised if there was a totally unfuckable vagina out there. So why do we fuss over how it looks? I think the trick to a well groomed vagina lies in removing the hair from zones that will be licked, sucked, or penetrated. Who cares what the fuck it looks like on top? So if you have been itching (oh bad choice of words) hankering? to shave a big "Z" for Zorro fucking go for it.

Now men. When I think of men's pubic hair I typically think of with or without. I mean do you ever see men with landing strips? I think men look nice either way. If you are going to have it, you should keep it tame. You don't have to shave it even, just trim it like you would your beard or mustache. I once talked one of my male sex partners into shaving just the area where my clit would hit him when we were fucking. That proved to feel quite nice, but looked somewhat silly. So what's a boy to do?

Question: Is it better to groom yourself for feeling or looks? Keep in mind what feels good may not look good, and what looks good may not feel as good.

Question 2: If you had totally grey pubic hair would you dye it? If you found a few strands of grey in there would you dye, pluck, or alter them in any way? Why/Why not?

Question 3: If we can't really remember our partners sex organs by sight, why do we give so much attention to this matter?


*A side note on shaving it off totally*

I do not recommend shaving it off totally and then doing any sort of illegal drug. I once did this and created one of my most embarrassing moments. Well I would have been embarrassed if I were at all coherent:

Me: Damn!
Michael: What?
Me: Oh nothing. (((grabs at crotch)))
Michael: What are you doing, you little dirty girl.
Me: Uh...not what you think. It's nothing.
Michael: Are you sure you're alright?
Me: Ummm....yeah.
Michael: Nina, you're squirming all over the place. What's the matter?
Me: I shaved my pubic hair off.
Michael: And? ...it itches?
Me: Yes. Bad.
Michael: Yeah, that happens. No worries. Did you shave that off for me?
Me: No. I suddenly didn't like my pubic hair after having it for 10 years...
Michael: (((dead silence)))
Me: Fuck this shit. There feels like a there's a lit cigarette in my panties.
Michael: (((giggles)))
Me: Stop for a second. Do you have pockets?
Michael: Yeah, but I got my wallet, keys, cigarettes, and our ticket stubs.
Me: Shut up. Is there any room for my panties?
Michael: I guess, but why don't you just throw them away.
Me: (((All appalled))) No way, they are my sexy ones.
Michael: O.k. fine. I have a free back pocket.
Me: (((Stops in the middle of the sidewalk, rips down my panties and hands them to him to put in his pocket.)))
Michael: Feel better?
Me: Kind of. Thanks for holding my panties.

It's a good thing we got married or I would forever be known as that girl who he fucked in the summer of 96 who shaved off her pubic hair and asked him to carry her panties. I should say we were at a rave and got thirsty. We decided to walk three miles to the nearest gas station for cigarettes and drinks. When I got there Michael asked me what I wanted to drink and I replied, "Blue". I meant blue gatorade. Now whenever I drink that stuff it reminds me of that crazy night I shaved it all off.