Fuck powerball, I'm going to be rich by dick.

When I was first learning how to drive I went on a vacation to see my grandparents in Oregon. While I was there, my grandfather let me drive him around town in his Benz. I was amazed because it only had one windshield wiper. What a cool fucking design! It seemed to be more efficient and didn't leave the gunk pattern of the two-wiper models. Anyway...apparently I am easily entertained....

Today Sam said something about dick wipers. I think it was supposed to be an insult of some kind, but it got me thinking. What a concept! I could sell windsheild wipers shaped like dicks! Holy crap, I think just enought people would buy them.....I mean why not? People buy suckers, pencils, paper weights, candles, key chains, and everything else shaped like dicks. I think I am on to something here.

When I have sold millions I can get a cheesy personalized license plate that says, "DICKCHIC".

O.k. this is too much high powered thinking this early in the morning...