Kleenex...the new generation....

Wow, we are so fucking dumb. That's the message I get when I see the new gimmick from Kleenex. They now have a new antiviral tissue. Think about that for a minute. We already have tissues with lotion, extra soft tissues, tissues with aloe, colored tissues, tissues with a monthly scent, and countless others. This anti-viral thing is just going too far.

What the hell do you think the pioneers would say about the new antiviral tissues. I mean for fucks sake they didn't even have tampons. That's where the saying "on the rag" comes from. They literally used a rag. So what would they say of our antiviral tissues? I'm imagining it's not too kind.

What's with the fucking company too. I mean if you really think people will clammer to buy this product, surely it's not a customer base they really want to maintain. If you wanted to make everyone happy you could combine everything. I mean I wouldn't mind going to the grocery and buying a tissue that contains lotion, color, extra softness, avoidance of heartbreak, winning lotto ticket, ability to loose 20 pounds, and world peace. Would you? Fuck Kleenex, I'm using paper towels, fucking shit fucks.