Poop!!!!!

What a fucking pisser....

I finally had a nice day yesterday and what happens? I'm starting to get sick. I mean like someone rubbed my esophagus with a brillo pad sick. I was just thinking about how wonderful it will be to kiss and hug Michael. I guess it's going to be one of those Pretty Woman moments. You know where Julia Roberts says, " I do anything, but kiss on the mouth". *

Anyway I feel like poop. Where the fuck did that saying come from anyway? Did someone actually feel poop and decide that it could go in the thesaurus under bad? Did someone ask poop how it feels emotionally? I mean what a weird saying. Yeah, we all assume poop is bad, but there are cultures that eat bat dung and other dung. Who are we to say poop is bad? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm never going to order a big plate of poo, even if it were a delicacy. See, can you tell my brain is sick too. Damn it I just finished most of the chores, it was supposed to be relax time for Nina. It figures I would get sick. Hey, that's a good reason to allow myself to indulge in a Jamba Juice with an immunity boost. I hope Michael isn't too disappointed. I hope I can get over this before it really kicks in. Good God, above all else I hope Michael doesn't get it, but that another post.

Anyway, I feel like poo, like how I refrained from using 'shit'? :)


*Michael don't you get any ideas you perv