That's not exactly the friend I wanted to find

So Vlad showed me a web site a few weeks ago. It's an adult friend finder. He joined for only $29.00. What a bargain! He said he was only going to stay on it for the trial period. Since then we have taken digital photos of him and his friend helped him rewrite his profile. Now I don't even want to get started on the fact that Vlad has a girlfriend, so I won't. We will say he is just "browsing."

The thing that killed me about this site was the amazing number of dick photographs. Yes, if I am on a web site looking for a man, I'm probably horny. That doesn't mean I want to see 52 pictures of your cock at different angles. I don't want to see your nut sack, asshole, or pubic hair design. Maybe if I was super horny I might want to see one picture of what you got in store for me. The point is next to your little spiel about yourself I would want to see your face not your bologna pony.

Vlad brought up a good point. He was amazed at some of the pork swords on the site. Some of those guys had reasons to be proud. If your not attracted to someone though, it doesn't matter how big your prick is. I think most people are attracted to someone by something else. You rarely get to see the package upon first meeting (I mean a guy doesn't say here's my penis Herbie and I'm Josh when you first meet). I prefer to save that . It's like unwrapping an after dinner mint. You go on a date, talk, determine if you want to see more of each other and then fuck like rabbits. It's a surprise. I guess my point is, if you show me the goods what do I have to look forward to? If there are 52 pictures of your dick and none of you my determination is you must look like.....um not good.

So men if you want to get a chick who will get a two-lipped grip on your bald-headed champion, take her out for dinner and a nice time. Please don't post your penis as a representation of who you truly are.