Christmas Spirit

Well after reading everyone's blogs I realized maybe I just wasn't having enough Christmas spirit. I decided to throw myself a pep rally. After bingeing on what I know is more than the recommended serving of light eggnog ice cream, I decided I would post a picture of my house lights and a before and after of my leaning tree o' Pisa. Umm...yeah, then I realized our camera doesn't have any batteries. So much for that right now...what a pisser.

If I were a snowman this would surely happen to me. Can't I catch a break here? I need the fucking tylenol. I digress...

O.k., o.k., I'm thinking Christmas spirit here......

Favorite Christmas Movie: The Ref
Favortie Christmas Television show: Charlie Brown Christmas
Favorite Christmas Song: Shit, I don't know the title...I'll get back to you on this one.
Favorite Christmas Food: Eggnog
Most Hated Christmas Movie: A Christmas Story
Most Hated Christmas Song: The scat Jingle Bells I don't know who sings it, but it's fucking annoying
Most Hated Christmas Food: Fruitcake (the commercial ones)

Oh shit, I'm supposed to be positive here...

Favorite new tradition: Finding the Christmas pickle ( yes, that's new to me, I had never heard of this before)
Favorite old tradition: Opening a present on Christmas Eve
Favorite place I ever celebrated Christmas: Tucson, AZ in a one-bedroom shit hole
Favorite Christmas quirk people indulged me on: When I was a kid I always set out cookies and milk for Santa. Of course he would leave a little behind with teeth marks and everything. I was such a little scientist...anyway the quirky part. I always left the reindeer carrots. I figured they needed some extra energy for their rigorous schedule. Amazingly my parents ate both and left me evidence of reindeer gnawings. I wonder if one ate the cookies and the other the carrots, or if every year some poor sap had to eat that horrid combination.
Favorite Holiday Decoration: My double legged stocking
Favorite Person to spend the holiday with: Michael
Favorite Person I miss every Christmas: My great uncle Jim ( he was like a father to me, sadly he passed away a few years back)
Favorite person to shop for: Everyone except myself, I love giving gifts
Most annoying Christmas habit: I want people to open their gifts in October
Most creative "tree": A Christmas cactus
Favorite Christmas bonus: Staying in my p.j.'s all day

Ok, my damn spirit is lifted. That's enough....