Little Eyes goes punk...and I am fucking insane...

I had the strangest dream last night. I think it was related to the fact that we watched Spiderman 2 before bed last. Just hear me out...

I can't remember all the details, but hear goes...

I was hosting some kind of party. It appeared that all my guests had super abilities. Everyone that was there was from my blog world. Most of the guests were female and were on a "vacation" from their super duties. Who was there you ask? Well the usual suspects of course...

Grace had the ability to stun people with her voice. She would stun the evildoers and line cutters and then cause them severe pain with her thoughts. The guy who cut us in line somehow developed a broken kneecap. She had a really cool black leather outfit. It kind of looked like something out of the Matrix. She had really long hair, which allowed her to do her signature ponytail whip. It sounds cheesy, but if you would have seen it in my dream...she decapitated someone with it.

Cece was there too. She had the power to give electric shock to anyone. She wore red footie pajamas with a black star near her stomach. When she prepared to power up and shock people her star glowed rainbow. She had braids too. Her powers were activated by her emotions. So don't piss her off.

Quyen had steel fans. She was fucking brutal with those things. She also used them as comic relief. I asked her to help me chop some veggies in the kitchen and she whipped them out. She kept insisting to me that the more she practices using the fans the better she'd become. So I let her chop hors d'oeuvres with those things. She had a pink patent leather outfit that was similar to a kimono. She didn't wear sandals though. She made it a point to show me her new Adidas.

Veronica came too. She had the ability to constrict on people. What I mean by that is she could turn into a boa constrictor. Oddly though her outfit wasn't made out of snake. She said she preferred alligator; apparently it lasts longer. She also had the ability to kill people in a hurry by throwing up toxic cuitlacoche. That shit melted people like acid. Anyway, she had the best jewelry ever. I can't remember it all now, I'm getting too awake. I know there was an arm length diamond bracelet with a snake's head. It swirled from her wrist up to the top of her shoulder. I guess she's the bling bling girl?

There were other people there too, but I can't remember so I'll get to the last person I was dreaming about before I woke up...

Little Eyes. She shows up about an hour late. I have never seen her before, only heard of her. She has the ability to use music. What does that mean? She has an array of punishments from bursting people's eardrums to killing them by vibrating their hearts with high decibels. I thought for sure she would use bass music. Turns out Little Eyes is a hard-core punk chick. I opened my door to find her with blue hair, plaid mini skirt with fishnets, heavy eye makeup, and wearing combat boots. She was holding deviled eggs. She apologized for being late and gave me one of her black jelly bracelets. She told me it's the super hero's ipod.

Other than the fact that we all had super powers and really contemporary fashion sense the rest was pretty normal. We had hors d'oeuvres, followed by several hours of gamecube entertainment, and then we all made dinner together. Don't try Cece's jalapeno poppers; I think all that electricity has fried her buds. Those things are fucking hot. The rest of the dream was like you would imagine girls on vacation would do. I swear, I didn't take anything last night before bed.

I just reread this and I sound retarded, this is why I never post about dreams...

Oy Vay!


***Disclaimer***
This was a dream and only a dream. Each person at the dinner party was very vivid. I wish I could remember everyone in the detail I remembered Little Eyes. I know Quyen is not Japanese, my dream made her look that way. She Vietnamese in case you were wondering. I don't think Cece owns footie pajamas, except for her son. There are probably other disclaimers I could write, but it's cold in here and I want some tea.