I never have to worry about being single, I can always date an 11 year old.

Well here is a new discovery...

I am well liked by all the eleven year old males in the neighborhood. How sad is that? Last week one of my little neighbors came over to borrow a game for the PS2. He just so happened to see my shiny new gamecube on the floor. He asked if I liked it and hinted that he would like to play it some time. I told him that Michael and I were going out of town, but that we would be back on Sunday.

Sunday morning around 10:00 he shows up. I tell Tony that it isn't set up just yet and to come back in one hour. He comes back exactly in one hour, only this time he has brought his friend Jorge. They were very polite and I couldn't turn them away. I just kept thinking of what it was like going through the holidays with all of the relatives squeezing your cheeks. I figured they needed a break from all this holiday shit too. What I didn't realize is that they were going to stay until dark. I left for a little bit and when I came back, a third little boy had appeared.

I spent my whole Sunday with these little boys. I made them popcorn and gave them Coke. It was really weird for me. I am now officially the coolest adult in the neighborhood. It kind of sucks though because they played my game before I even had the chance too. When they quit, Michael took over. What's up with that?

Anyway, Tony says hi to me every time he sees me, even if I'm in my garage. He invited me to his birthday party. I think I might be working myself into a slight crush status. Watch out Michael.....