What a little consumer I am lately...

I pretty much detest shopping. Anything I found remotely appealing about it has been trounced by the hoards of rude, self-involved trollops and pricks. Did I mention the breeders who completely ignore their rug rats running around the stores screaming a decibels not yet tested for?

But look at me...willing to brave such scumdom...for what you might ask???

Two new diseases...TB and ulcer. Surely, you know I would not brave this evildom for such a small reward. So I bought a fancy new Ipod shuffle. YAY! Now I have one real one to listen to at work with pretty pictures and one little one to listen to when I am attempting my rendition of jogging.

I do like going to the liquor store. No trouble there usually. Bought me a big ol' bottle of the best vodka...Imperia. Yummers. Of course you knew I was going to have to go the liquor store after the mall...sheesh.

What else can I consume???