I NEED IT NOW!!!

I swear starbucks must put a little hit of heroin in their coffee. I feel like I need it....and no it's not the caffeine...

As most of you know I can't drink coffee without getting the world's worst stomach ache. So I almost always order decaf. Most places don't have a good selection...hence I mostly drink tea. Well I recently discovered that even though starbucks doesn't list the decaf selections...I can basically make any drink I want with decaf coffee. I have had starbucks a total of four times and three of them were this last week....now you tell me...heroin isn't it?



INEEDATALLDECAFNONFATLATTEWITHSUGARFREEVANILLASYRUP...INEEDITNOW!

P.S. How is there such a thing as decaf espresso? That just doesn't make sense...