Peaceful sleep would be nice....just once....

Yeah...I know I have mentioned that I don't like to post my dreams...here's why:

Last night I dreamt that Michael and I were in high school and Vince Vaughn was my best friend. We all decided to relocate to California. Vince got a job right away so he could support his lettuce habit. Yes...I said lettuce habit. Michael and I worked in a drug store geared toward homeless teens. Everything was priced very low and there were bathrooms to bathe in located in the back of the store. One night Michael and I decided to go there during the closed hours, apparently I really had to pee. I went in the bathroom and someone had shit liquid all over the sink and toilet. I was totally grossed out and ran out of the bathroom to find Michael brushing his teeth in aisle 4. He was using an electric toothbrush. We proceeded to get into a heated debate as to which toothbrush was better, the ultra sonicare or the teledyne water pick. The next thing I know we see two pair of googly eyes laughing at us. They yell through a megaphone, "What high school do you two go to?" We yell back, "Fuck you...and Lakeview." Then the dream cuts to Vince caring a brown paper bag filled with iceberg lettuce....munching away.

Do you see why I don't sleep well at night?