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Brew tea instantly...ONLY $2.99 plus S&H*

Leave one full, cold water bottle in your car while you go inside to see the doctor. Come out and place your tea bag in the bottle. Let steep for three minutes. There you have it. One piping hot cup of tea instantly. No muss or fuss. No risk of burning yourself on those stubborn teapots. No messy tea infuser. Just dunk and sip. When finished simply toss the bottle into the nearest trash can.

You'll receive 12 tea bags along with a color coated ziplock bag of sweetener (for the tea drinker on the go). If you call now we will include our special dry cream for those of you who take your tea in the English style. Now how can you beat that?

Wait there's more...

As a special bonus to our next 50 callers we will give you 24 teabags instead of 12! That's double the order for free! Call now and be on your way to tea drinking heaven!

1-800-FUCK-THIS-HEAT


*offer available only in AZ, during the months of May,June, July, August, and September
*S&H $12.95