Did you know...?

Holy God I feel like shit...since I can't leave the house this has given me a little time to do things I don't normally do...

Did you know:
it's supposed to be 112 degrees here in AZ today? (I watched the weather channel for a minute.)

there is a new play out called Fat Pig? ( It's supposed to be really good.)

it takes 10 minutes to boil the perfect hard boiled egg? (I'm making tuna salad.)

people don't read my blog as often as other blogs? (I've been checking my comments every time I've had to pee...and hardly anything...where are you guys?)

i've been thinking of getting a new tattoo?( I want to get a tryzub, which is an ancient Ukrainian symbol.)

i feel guilty for not going to the Y? ( I don't know why, but I do.)

i've called Michael 4 times this morning for no fucking reason? ( I don't know why...I was hoping he'd make me feel better.)

i haven't seen a soap opera in over 12 years? ( I don't plan to start either...they look retarded.)

i'm completely fucking bored? ( Hence this lame ass post.)