Waxing...but not like the Karate Kid

Ever notice how many women say "It's amazing the stuff we do for our men?" Well I just don't think I will ever say something like that. I was only thinking of that because I went to get my eyebrows, lip, and sideburns waxed today. Just in case you're wondering I didn't do it for Michael...I did it because I don't want to look like Fu Manchu.

All that waxing made me think about the infamous Brazilian wax. I asked my aesthetician, Paula if she does them. She stated firmly she wouldn't cross that line. She said that you have to get on all fours to get it done. I started giggling too. I told her I don't think I would be able to look her in the eye ever again. Paula and I go way back so.....

I proceeded to tell her that I saw a special segment about the aesthetician to the stars. This lady actually makes your pubic hair into the shape of a strawberry. I think she colors it too! That got me thinking....what does having your pubic hair shaped and colored like a strawberry say? I think it says, "Hey, want a snack?"....but then again I need help.