Words I use that piss Michael off and some made up ones.

Words I use that piss Michael off: Laconic and Choad Puffer. Due to the recent influx of sex, he failed to mention anymore. I'll let you know though.

Words/Expressions I use: fucking shit fuck, jack pipe, choad puffer, good gravy, fucking puffer, hobag, twink, twat, holy schmokes, turd burglar, rat bastard and fuck me (used in a "oh shit" way)

Words I can't pronounce correctly: anything with a soft "g", Reticularious Mariocuomos, antidisestablishmentarism, rural, and pistachio

Words that people mispronounce or use incorrectly: nuclear, nother (not a word), mascarpone, probably, February, Nina (Columbus' ship, pronounced neen-yah), literally, acrosst (not a word), and often.


I'm sure there are more, but I wanted this to be a quick, off the top of my head post. Let me know if there are any biggies I missed.