Juvenile and childish names for penis and vagina

It suddenly occured to me to come up with as many slang terms for penis and vagina as I could. I have intentionally left out all terms for pubic hair, erections, sex, the ass, and functions or fluids. This one is just for our junk.

Penis: anaconda, bald headed champion, baloney pony, banana, bishop, bone, choad, cock, dick, dink, dong, dork, hose, incredible heat seeking moisture missile, John Thomas, johnson, knob, log, lollipop, love rocket, manhood, meat, meat puppet, member, monster, one-eyed willy, one-eyed trouser snake, package, pecker, pee pee, peter, pole, pork sword, prick, pud, putz, rod, russell the love muscle, salami, sausage, schlong, shaft, skin flute, spear, stub, taco probe, throbbing python of love, tiny toothpick of torture, unit, wanger, wee wee, weiner, wick, willy.

Vagina: badina, basket, bearded clam, beaver, box, cabbage, cherry, cooch, cookie, cooter, crack, cunnie, cunt, "down there", fish loaf, flesh folds, flower, fur burger, hairpie, hole, honey pot, hoo ha, hot pocket, jizz trap, love tunnel, manhole, muff, oven, pink, pink canal, pink taco, poontang, pussy, slit, snatch, twat, venus flytrap

My conclusion is guys have waaay cooler names for their genetalia than women. Women's names sound dirty and disgusting for the most part. Why is that? I mean I'd much rather jump onto a baloney pony than dive into a bearded clam, wouldn't you?. It just sounds better.