Booze bag...

My lord, I feel as if I am in the movie "Groundhog Day". I seem to be repeating the most horrible Monday over and over again. Sheesh! Let's not talk about work though...let's talk about booze...

Yeppers...got me a big ol' vodka and diet grapefruit juice going on. O.k. it's number two and it's tea tumbler size. What...the juice is diet?

You know what I need a good....hey don't be dirty...

Foot massage.

I love having my feet pulled, rubbed, lightly scratched even tickled. What's with that? Lots of people go for the neck or back massage...not me...I'll take a foot something or other any time. I can't remember where I was going with this...

Hey want to know something jacked up? I hired my mom and her girlfriend to clean my house. Yep...tell me that's not weird. The cool thing is the cleaning is up to my expectations. The bad thing is my mom now has a key to my house. That and who pays their mom? The whole thing is weird, but I'm trying to help her out. Plus I was going to hire a maid anyway. What? I'm not spoiled. I rather clean my house myself, but it seems I'm travelling too much and boy clean is just not good enough for me.

You know I don't understand why most (not all) men don't get the cleaning of the tub part. I would venture to say that half of women shave in the tub. That means sitting in the tub. Don't you want our special parts to have a clean place to sit? I mean...you will eventually be around it, so do you really want to imagine your chin hairs and old conditioner....I don't think so.

Yet another random thought...

I think I am so uptight I bit my nails during my sleep. As if that isn't bad enough...I freaking put the nail pieces on the side table(which is tiny) in a pile to throw away in the morning. Talk about anal retentive. I didn't remember doing it at all. I was really pissed though because that is part of my resolution and my nails were doing well. Now don't get me wrong...I don't even want long nails. I just need enough length to distract from my sausage fingers.

I feel guilty. I didn't exercise at all tonight. Last night's circuit training (I'll shall lose that term loosely) scarred me slightly. It was like I was back in 4th grade P.E class. Lucky for me, I was still on the winning team. There is something weird about passing a 12 lb. medicine ball through your legs to a complete stranger...freaky.

Oh...what your interested in my resolutions...well why didn't you say so?

1. Lose some weight
2. Quit biting my nails
3. Try something completely out of character
4. Travel some place I haven't been yet
5. Do something nice for someone who is a complete shit
6. Be more patient with my mother
7. Be honest with myself

And a few that I can not add for fear of humiliation. Thank you very much.

Well that being said...I need a refill....