Jeez-Its

So Michael has really bad hearing. I, on the otherhand, have been called radar ears. Yesterday we were watching the amazing football game between the Packers and Colts. I told Michael to please pass me the Cheez-Its. He looked at me like I said in German or something. He said, "You want me to pass you the Jeez-Its. What?" My first thought was, yeah dumbass pass me the Jeez-Its. That doesn't make sense at all. Michael is very intelligent so I couldn't quite understand why his deductive reasoning skills weren't kicking in. My second thought was, holy crap could you imagine if they made little cheese flavored snacks in the shape of Jesus. He could have four different action poses and come in spicy pizza flavor. Then I asked myself what in the hell is the matter with me.

I think I will stick with peanuts from now on.