Hump Day Happenings...

Happy Hump Day! Here are the happenings in my life on this Wednesday:

1. Michael is off from is second job today. Yay, I'll actually get to see the fucker:) I mean that in the most loving way possible.
2. I went to the Y. Yay me! I rode 19.28 miles today. I rule the school! O.k., maybe not, but I'm still proud of myself for going.
   
3. Sam's home....son of a...
4. I ate Special K vanilla almond for breakfast...now I'm definitely going to have a kick ass day.
5. I have to go to my mom's tonight...ugh...for a bbq with her ex, butch, girlfriend from Nebraska. Does anyone else think that they would invite their ex over from several states away to have a bbq? I mean my mom has a new partner... I don't get it. And I don't want to go.
6. I'm going to have a cocktail today.
7. I hope I can squeeze an episode of Six Feet Under in. We all have to be present for that. So it's either Wednesday or Sunday. I can't wait to see what happens. We are on the last disk of season three...so if you know...pretty please don't tell me.:)
8. I'm going to bath here in a minute. Exciting isn't it?
9. I want a coke icee, but it's illegal on my diet.
10. God...I'm a boring person. I can't think of ten things...I suck.
    

OOOOhhhh I thought of one more thing...brace yourself...I saw a commercial for "Urine Gone". Tell me that's not fucked up! I mean couldn't they think of a better product title....sheesh!