Damn...where'd my energy go?

Since my energy has left the building I'm feeling a little....umm...sluggish. I even tried to take a power nap. I actually fell asleep....that's unheard of for me. So my entertainment skills are as sluggish as my body today...

I present, "Would you rather...?"

A: have a digitally blurred face like criminals on t.v.
or
B: have your bodily movement reduced to a G.I. Joe action figurine

A: urinate through your nose
or
B: smell things with your genitalia

A: belch the sound of a gong
or
B: sneeze the sound of a bowling strike

A: vomit marbles
or
B: sweat cheese

A: have your romantic moments scored by an Air Supply soundtrack
or
B: make the sounds of a pinball machine during intercourse

A: experience orgasm upon hearing the word "pancake"
or
B: reflexively belt out the chorus of "Come on, Eileen" upon reaching climax

A: have an incredibly adhesive face
or
B: have a mildly magnetic scrotum(men); magnetic breasts (women)

A: have a life-size tattoo of Andy Griffith on your back
or
B: be permitted to use only one deodorant scent: sour cream and chives

A: have a ketchup-dispensing navel
or
B: a pencil-sharpening nostril

A: be stoned to death by pickles
or
B: be submerged in mayonnaise until you suffocate