So we're here...now what...

Well we made it. Damn it was a long day of travelling. I forgot just how inviting the midwest looks. I just love all the green. It took us leaving the airport parking lot to remember why we don't live here anymore. People are so fucking slow....argggghhhh.

Observations at the Phoenix airport:

Two fat fucks with several "Live Strong" bracelets on

One guy with shaved legs flexing to see his muscle definition in his calves

Two annoying cell phone pacers.(Carrying on business, but pacing throughout the whole terminal so everyone knows he's talking business)

One lady rubbing herself down with lotion at the breakfast joint (She even took her shoes off to get her feet)

The actual plane ride wasn't bad from Phoenix to Dallas, but the lady that sat in between Michael and I definitely shaved her chin....

Observations in the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport:

Lots of military members on two week R&R

One lady who was trying to sell us trail mix, but she didn't speak English

One annoying as fuck mother who had her thong hanging out of her...sweatpants....eww.

They make cookies and cream non-fat frozen yogurt

Observations at the Louisville, KY airport:

There were several guys in wheelchairs. There was some sort of racing competition.

The wheelchair guys were more capable and less whiney than all of the women in the baggage claim area.

Kentucky sucks.

Michael and I hoped the mom with the thong would choke her kids with it.

So now that we are here...

Michael and I went for a walk this morning in Wessleman's Nature Preserve. It was very beautiful and romantic. Turtles swam right up to us, but we had no food for them so we left. We didn't want to tease them.

In a little bit Michael has to go to practice singing with a nun. I'm going gambling on the casino riverboat. So as you can see, all is right with the order of things here....more boring shit to come, I'm sure....