Saturday...before the hurricane...

So before evil alcohol...there was the good Nina. Here's what she did on Saturday...

We all woke up and visited for a bit. Grace made a special trip to the store to get equal for Michael's coffee and splenda for my tea. She's such a hostess. I would have slammed the hot beverages down as they were and yelled, "I fucking made it for you and that's enough. You'll drink it and you'll like it." She came back with the sweeteners and some Tasty Trim....hehehehe...it's a vanilla flavored creamer with no cals, no fat, no nothing. It's all tasty...hehehe. How sweet is she?

Some how Grace managed to have an assload of stuff to do before the upcoming bike ride. So be it...Michael, Steve and I went on a damn adventure on our bikes. When we first started out I was remembering the good ol' days. I kept thinking about how when I was a kid I would ride up to the local drug store to buy fun dip with my friends. Ummm...yeah...that memory didn't last long. I busted my fucking ass. I was dragging Steve and Michael down. They were way ahead of me....but I kept going damn it. We rode through a nature preserve, took a ferry, and ended up all the way at the ocean. We even rode along it for a bit. Michael and Steve had little points along the way where they stopped to wait for me. When they would see me they started cheering. I decided I like having my own personal cheerleaders....they kick ass. I mean they rode the whole way too. All in all it was about 23 miles we rode. Lots of fucking hills....geez....there were a lot. I loved it though.

When we finally got back...Grace was pacing....she thought we might be dead....hehehe. No really she made us cute little sandwiches. Suddenly we realized we were all very sunburned....except Steve...he's black already....bastard. It didn't hurt too bad, but boy I'm still very red. We savored our yummy sandwiches and got cleaned up. Grace and Steve were throwing a bbq.

Before the bbq I peaked in the kitchen...Grace was so cute in her little apron. I so wish I had a picture for you to see, but I don't :( She made quiet the feast and lot's of jello shots. Michael and I only brought lounging around clothes. We decided we wanted to look good for Mel, LE and boyfriend, Jeanette and Tony, and Larry. So Steve took us out where I found absolutely nothing and Michael bought the shirt of the night....I'm sure there will be pictures. It says "Illest 13." Oh my,....I don't know how he can wear that. He doesn't even know how to one, two, step.

Larry arrived a tad early. Apparently he drives like Evil Knievel, or he heard Grace was making jello shots. Simply put, Larry is the shit. I love his sense of humor, plus he told me I have a dirty mouth and he likes it....hehehehe. I had a great time getting to know him.

Jeanette and her fiance Tony showed up after that. Grace described Jeanette as a "conservative Christian chick", but cool as hell. It's a good thing she's a good girl, cause she's yet another So Cal hottie. She could probably get in to lots of trouble hanging with Grace. It's a good thing she has Tony. He was really sweet and I got way to drunk to really get to know him. I suck so bad I know.

LE and LEB(a.k.a. Jason) showed up. God, what's with me and Asian chicks. Maybe I was Asian in my previous life. I want to be surrounded by them I tell you. It was nice to finally put a face to the name. I can't tell you what she looks like or I'll have to kill you. She's a secret agent...hehehehe. She cute, fun, smart, and has the best glasses and flip flops ever! Jason and her make good couple. They hung out together most of the night which was so cute. Most of the time I had no idea where the hell Michael was. Jason was very mellow and soft spoken. For the time I was sober enough to understand everyone...I had a nice time visiting with them. LE and I bonded a little more when we were drunk swaying on the porch. Ever seen a toothpick hold up a bowling ball....hehehehe....I'm the bowling ball....sad, but true.

I wasn't allowed to drink until we knew Mel was on her way. Last time I saw her I couldn't even hold my head up. She bounded in as cute as ever. It was so good to see her. You already know how I feel about her, but I will simply say I just love her.

Well the rest is bad. I managed to make a complete ass out of myself. I want to blame Steve, but he wasn't the pusher this time. I was just a glutton for punishment. You can read all about it here. I know....I need help....:)


***Special Notes***
Julia, where the hell were you? Sorry for screaming in the phone at ya....

For details on Sunday, my 7th Anniversary with Michael, click here.

I'm know if I ever move to Cali I'm going to have to join AA.

A big thank you to Grace and Steve:)

This concludes the weekend posts, however I maintain I am still the illest....;)