I think I might be related to the Dukes....

Hey...I'm getting good at this shit ass, back road, all dirt paper route. I'm like the Duke brothers, tearing it up. I leave a dust trail behind like I'm a bad ass or something. I'm not like the Duke brothers in the way that I probably couldn't jump though the driver's side window so coolly. As a matter of fact I would be surprised if I didn't just throw myself into the window and slowly slide down the side of the door. Hrmm....humiliation galore....I guess I better not try it. Last talk of the Dukes...my mom would definitely be Boss Hog. Holy shit, I think there was a mechanic named Cooter. Hehehehe....

I'm about to have some tea and wind down from being such a bad ass....:) Watch out, I might see some periodicals...then all hell will break loose.