Ponderance on Pooping

Well how ironic that this post would occur after my toilet paper post. I didn't even plan it that way.

Yesterday after my morning bike ride with Vlad we started talking. He was farting up a storm. I told him if he kept it up he was going to shit himself. This lead to a disturbingly sick conversation about close calls on shitting your pants.

Later, I returned home from running errands and thought I might watch some t.v. I was going to catch up on some of my Tivo'd shows, but then I saw there was a CSI marathon on. So I was watching this episode about a murder in the bathroom. One of the characters said, "Do you lock the door in your bathroom when your home alone? Of course you do, it would leave you vulnerable if you didn't..." This statement sounded true enough to me (not that I looked toward any t.v. as a source of truth). I really thought about it and I determined that it seemed reasonable. This got me thinking....

Michael locks the door every time he shits, period. He is protecting himself from being vulnerable. What is the matter with me? I never lock the door. I believe that Michael would not bust in on me . Who would want to see me mid-loaf? Which in turn made me wonder, does Michael think I want to see him mid-loaf? Ewww.

The point is: does not locking the door make me more trusting or vulnerable? Does everyone but me lock the door when they shit?