Holy Crap I Have A Web Cam...Now What?

Every Friday I anticipate this magical weekend with Michael. Now we all know magic can not occur when there are errands and chores to do. I basically spend all week doing everything I can, so Michael has time to relax and we can really enjoy the weekend.

Last Friday my mission was to purchase a scale. Not just any scale, a body fat scale. I started out online which lead me to several local retailers. You have to understand we live approximately 20 miles from anything (except a grocery store and gas station). So you have to plan when you go out. So I went to Fry's Electronics. They have everything. Except the scale I wanted. I remembered talking with Michael about getting a web cam. So I looked around and I bought one.

When Michael got home he set it up. I started thinking what purpose this camera would serve. We do have some friends in Japan and Guam, so maybe that will be nice to see them when we talk. Michael signed me up for a free web video chat thing. I got on and this guy started talking to me. He was in Italy. I thought to myself how amazing technology is. I was asking all kinds of questions about places I wanted to visit, what he did for a living, and so on. The guy seemed really nice to me. I truly enjoyed chatting with him. Then Michael starts to tell me a few things. He had noticed how the guy wasn't wearing a shirt. He said the guy was on the prowl. I thought it couldn't be. On the other hand, when it comes to guys digging me, I don't realize it until their pants are around their ankles. So I logged off and started to think about it.

Now that I have a web cam what do I do with it? I don't want to talk to horn balls. I just want to visit with friends and make new friends. Now I have only used it once, but I feel a little dirty. I'm kind of afraid to use it if Michaels not home. Is that weird? Now what the hell am I supposed to do with this thing? AGHHHHHH, I should of just bought a fucking scale.