Going back to Cali...to Cali...

Well as you can imagine we had a great weekend in Cali with Grace, Steve and all the other Cali bloggers. I swear we should just fucking move there. Why don't I have that much fun here? I'll tell you why...because people are stupid here. My god...ugh. O.k....not all people, but I don't feel intellectually stimulated by most people here. That's one of the reasons why I started this damn blog to begin with. Wow...I'm getting off the subject at hand.

Back to Cali...

We arrived with the greeting "Hurry up the cops are kicking us off the curb." What a welcome...I love Grace. Julia was out of the car ready to greet us. I'm so glad I finally met that bitch. She's truly wonderful. I love her giggle and her keen girly skills. And yes...she stimulates my brain. She doesn't agree with everything anyone says...and I heart her for being her. :) I also heart her for dancing with Michael....hehehehe.

Dancing...ah yes...we went to a club that was awesome. Unfortunately it had a height limit of...about my boobs. I thought I was going to knock some fuckers out or some shit. Anyway, I'm not so keen on dancing, but it's Grace and I have to do what she tells me...so I was on a table...lettin' it all hang out. And for the record I will trick Larry into helping me win my next dance off...hrm...first dance off? The boy has moves and better yet he made me feel like I have moves... My moves basically consist of dry humping...sad but true.

After the club I was exhausted but not exhausted enough to miss the funniest skits ever from SNL. Omg...the spoof on the Black Eyed Peas is still making me laugh out loud. The bad part is I'm quoting it and no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about. Oh well.

We woke up to a hot breakfast which included tater tots! I love tater tots! Julia was excited to go to Sixspace and see and art exhibition of Seonna Hong's. It was definitely interesting. I really liked this row of faces...awww...shit...I'm not doing this justice. I'm sure someone posted pics of it.


Michael was starving and wanted sushi, but it just so happened we were passing by exotic cakes...and an Ethopian restaurant. What can I say but yummers!

Steve drove us all back to their place, but on the way we all managed to fall asleep in the car. I was suddenly awakened when I felt a jerk on my head. Holy crap my hair was being sucked out the window...my god I'm a mess.

When we got back Grace had made 70 jello shots...yes 70. See what a good hostess she is. She skipped all that fun to make jello shots and seven-layer dip. The barbecue began and so did the never ending jokes about Steve's hot, hot, meat. Those never get old. I actually...brace yourself...did not get totally shit faced and admit to horrible dirty things this time. Yay me. A good time was had by all...


The next day we were treated to a Grace Mcmuffin for breakfast...hells yeah! We lounged around for a while and then Steve took Michael and me to the mall. Yay...I've been wanting a swatch watch for a while...and guess what? I got a cool ass one! I also was treated to a stuffed Chococat doll. For those of you who don't know...yes I am white and I loves me some chococat! I also got some cute woodstock stickers...yes I said stickers....

We ate lunch at Wahoo's on our way out of town...but then we stopped at Cha and I had the most awesome almond milk black tea with tapioca pearls (boba) . I wished I hadn't though...because now I want MORE!

We flew home and now I miss Grace, Steve, Larry, Jules, Jeanette, Tony, Mel, Honey, Le, Leb, and everyone else....bastards...why do you live so far away?