Random happenings...

Happenings for the past couple of weeks...

Last Saturday Michael and I tried a kung fu class. I have never taken any kind of martial arts...well because I just really haven't had any kind of interest in them. Michael was explaining to me that this class was not structured like most kung fu classes. We started out doing some cardio and warming up exercises. Next came some Ti Chi...yeah...that's the part I thought I was going to hate the most, but I actually ended up enjoying that part. Anyway...it was a two hour class and I enjoyed it. It will cost us $150 a month if we both join the class. It sounds like a lot, but you can go to class whenever you want and there is a class everyday.


We've been hitting the batting cages every Saturday for the last 6 weekends or so. We started out doing it for fun. I was hoping that Michael might join a co-ed softball team with me this fall. Well after practicing so much we are up to hitting medium speed baseballs....holy shit those things are fast. I'm really looking forward to playing a team sport with Michael....I just know we are going to kick ass.


I got turned down again for some assistance with my back. Fuck it...I'm over it. I didn't expect they would fix what they fucked up. I think all the extra activity is actually helping me to build up strength in my back.


I broke Michael's George Carlin cd while leaning over to give him some...ummmm...kisses? I broke it with my elbow. I now have a sore elbow and poor Michael's favorite cd is busted. So if you happen to have any George Carlin laying around email Michael. Of course it was something that was a mix of material so I can't find a replacement anywhere.

My cats are getting needy. My god...I have hardly been home and boy are they letting me hear about it. This morning I woke up to crying outside my bedroom door. I hate it when they cry. So I need to spend some time with them, but I don't have any to spare right now.

I confronted Sam about the damn milk. At first he said, "You knew I drank the rest of it." Let me tell you the shit that was on the edge of my mouth....my god...you don't talk to Nina K. that way. But before I was about to tear into the mother fucker he apologized. Damn straight...I'm so hard I'm approaching thug life.

I learned that a sure fire way to get laid is to wash your sheets. I swear it works every fucking time.


Michael brought me home a Mexican treat the other night....a pepper lollipop. It's supposed to be hot and sweet at the same time. When I opened it, it smelled awful. I even tried licking it which was against my instincts. It was by far the worst "treat" ever. I feel sorry for all those little Mexican kids who think that is a treat. It was so sweet and thoughtful of Michael though and I told him as much.

I've been shopping like I haven't been in years. Consequently I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. I've never had a desk job so I don't know what the fuck to buy. Add that to the fact that I'm shaped so weird and you have a recipe for a hell week. My mom actually tried to hand me a skirt with fucking palm trees on it. And they weren't even cute palm trees....they made me think of that children's book 'Where the Wild Things Are'. Of course she couldn't be bothered to help me for more than a few hours one day of the whole fucking two weeks I've been looking. As a matter of fact I'm now cat sitting while she's in Laughlin. How's that for helping me out?
Anyway...you get the point.

I'm going to get my hair colored and cut today...yee haw! I have roots that you wouldn't believe. I'm going to have to cut some off because I swear it's thinning out...what the fuck is that all about? Anyway it looks stringy on the ends. I like wearing long hair a lot. Why does this paragraph sound like I'm Forrest Gump?

I haven't gone to the Y since last Friday...so I better wrap this up and get my ass movin'. I hope you all have a great day.:)