What in the hell...

O.k. I just woke up not too long ago. I don't remember anything specific about my dream except that it had to do with a golden mermaid with a huge, black, fuzzy unibrow. I thought that was weird enough, but Michael had something to tell me. Apparently for the past two nights I have been poking him with one finger. What in the hell is the matter with me? Why am I trying to tenderize my husband?

I have no recollection of poking him or my weird ass dreams...Geez! Can you say ambien?