When good cats go bad....

Have I ever told you that we have 3 cats? They are all rescue cats, of course. Therefore, they are a fucked up looking bunch. We have the wiry, athletic one, Pinger. We have a one fang wonder, Cappo. Then there is Macadamia, Mac for short....oh where do I begin?

Mac is the oldest, grouchiest, and Michael's little bitch. He insists she's just fluffy....I think he needs to lay off of the crack pipe. What do you think?

She refuses to go to the vet or the groomer. The last time we took her there they tried to put her in a kitty straight jacket...I'm not kidding. Then they busted out one of those eagle talon gloves. Finally they told us never to bring her back again. That being said....don't kill me for what I'm about to do.

She has gotten so fat I don't think she's able to reach her butthole to clean it. Sam has even gotten a dingleberry surprise....hehehehe. So we are forced to groom her ourselves (a.k.a. shave the fat bitch down). She usually only lets us do it in stages. I will post all of the pictures...

I swear we love her that's why we are trying to help her become dingleberryless....

So vote:
Nina says she's fat
Michael says she's fluffy

Who's right?