Randomness...

Some fucker actually cut our phone line this week...can you fucking believe that? Who would do such a thing. I better not catch the fucker...anyway...I hate talking on the phone, but it's my phone damn it...it needs to be there when I want it.

I haven't gone to a baseball game yet this season. I blame Sam. If we had more money and could leave him alone for two hours I just know Michael would have taken me by now. It makes me sad. Baseball season is something I look forward to every year. Michael always takes me to the BOB and walks half way around the ballpark looking for the one turkey dog vendor. I love it...and I'm not getting it....so I'm sad.

I really want a huge fucking piece of chocolate cake with that sickeningly sweet chocolate icing. You know the kind I'm talking about...it gets stuck on the roof of your mouth and makes you look like you have black teeth....ohhhhh yeah....that's what I want.

This year I have had better friendships with my blogger buddies than in real life. I had pretty much sworn off all "chatting" because of bad experiences. It never occurred to me that I would make so many awesome friends when creating my blog. Now why can't you fuckers live closer so we can all go to happy hour together?

Speaking of happy hour...does anyone know what a vodka and cranberry is called. I know it's a Cape Cod if it has a twist of lime and I know it's a Sea Breeze if it has a splash of grapefruit juice, but what the hell is it called if it's just fucking cranberry juice and vodka? What are some of your favorite drinks? I need some new ones...oh...o.k. give me your favorite drinks and then your favorite vodka drinks. WooooHoooo...I'm going to get drunk off of this one.

I wanted to contribute to the blogger cd, but couldn't figure out how. I also wanted to participate in the Dead Pool but I my browser wouldn't allow me to email Mel, so I had to put my picks in her comments. YB had a kick ass baseball pool and I'm totally bummed I didn't get into that one. I need to become more computer savvy. What's my problem? Anyone have any cliffs notes on how to be a blogger super goddess?

Diet root beer is nice. I haven't had root beer in ages. Remember Faygo. Man, I would kill for a full on Faygo cream soda right now. It's clear, so even if I spilled a little nobody would know.

I guess that's all my brain has to dump for now...:)